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7 Things I Thought Would Be More Relevant to Adult Life
When I was a kid (some would argue that at 23 years old I am still very much a kid, but for our purposes let's define this as high school...
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sahalieangellmartin
Mar 29, 20194 min read
Adam Levine, or When Good Tattoos Happen to Bad People
We all, at some point, have to emerge from our comfortable, ear-worm loving bubble and come to the realization that Adam Levine sucks....
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sahalieangellmartin
Sep 20, 20182 min read
Jack Dorsey University Fellowship in Unsolicited Medical Advice: Seeking Candidates
The Jack Dorsey University (JDU) Fellowship in Unsolicited Medical Advice is a GOOP-funded three year program currently accepting...
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sahalieangellmartin
Aug 22, 20183 min read
My 6 Television Pitches to Replace Netflix's "Afflicted"
On August 10th, Netflix released a 7-part docu-series (if you can call it that) about 7 people suffering from mysterious and/or...
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sahalieangellmartin
Aug 8, 20184 min read
She's Goiter Have It
Country legend and recent KFC Colonel Reba McEntire once asked "Why do we want what we know we can't have?" I'm pretty sure she was...
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sahalieangellmartin
Jul 25, 20189 min read
I watched Last Year At Marienbad and was only confused by the reviews
Trigger warning: sexual assault I am going to preface all of this by saying: I am no film critic. My degree is in literature and I've...
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sahalieangellmartin
Feb 6, 20182 min read
Late-stage capitalism and the fatalistic realities of Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp
When Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp launched, I jumped at the chance to take part in the Animal Crossing franchise for the first time. I...
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sahalieangellmartin
Jan 31, 20183 min read
Hey Little Mama Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
As I look back on the last year, I've been trying to think of things I've accomplished that I'm proud of. The obvious graduation/thesis...
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sahalieangellmartin
Dec 7, 20174 min read
Sweating the Small Stuff: Working Out and ED Recovery
Disclaimer: I'm not a nutritionist, a therapist, or a doctor. I'm not a trainer, a psychic, or a reiki master. I'm not a Recovered person...
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sahalieangellmartin
Aug 9, 20172 min read
Things to talk to me about besides my body modifications
Picture this scenario: you are walking down the street. Maybe you are on your way to work, or to lunch, or to meet a friend. Maybe your...
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sahalieangellmartin
Jul 26, 20172 min read
Boston Water Works
A few months ago, a friend of mine brought this article to my attention, detailing the exact way that Boston would become an inundation...
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sahalieangellmartin
Jun 5, 20172 min read
Beauty tips: Finding your summer size
The days are heating up and that means one thing: butt cheek season is upon us. I was recently out shopping for shorts, having come to...
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sahalieangellmartin
May 29, 20173 min read
Male Passivity in The Handmaid's Tale
To be fair, there are a lot of very upsetting elements to HBO's dystopian adaptation of Margaret Atwood's already nightmarish novel The...
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sahalieangellmartin
May 23, 20172 min read
Job Searching in the Era of Trump
So I'm sitting in a coffee shop with Indeed pulled up on my computer, as it has been so often for the past few weeks that I should...
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